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31 Days of Halloween: Nightmare City 31 Days of Halloween Nightmare City (1980) Directed by: Umberto Lenzi Written by: Antonio Cesare Corti, Luis María Delgado and Piero Regnoli Starring: Hugo Stiglitz, Laura Trotter and Maria...

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31 Days of Halloween: Red State 31 Days of Halloween Red State (2011) Directed by: Kevin Smith Written by: Kevin Smith Starring: Michael Parks, Melissa Leo and John Goodman Religion can be scary. In that sense, Kevin...

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31 Days of Halloween: The Beyond 31 Days of Halloween The Beyond (1981) Directed by: Lucio Fulci Written by: Dardano Sacchetti Starring: Catriona MacColl, David Warbeck and Cinzia Monreale Ah, Fulci gore. Just what I...

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31 Days of Halloween: Scream 4 31 Days of Halloween Scream 4 (2011) Directed by: Wes Craven Written by: Kevin Williamson Starring: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette What's happened to Wes Craven?! The...

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31 Days of Halloween: Paranormal Activity 2 31 Days of Halloween Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) Directed by: Tod Williams Written by: Michael R. Perry, Christopher B. Landon Starring: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat and Molly Ephraim The...

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Twilight Should Have Ended Like This

Category : LOL

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I wholeheartedly agree on this one.  Coming from TheJohnBlog‘s TwitPic page (@thejohnblog), this picture has made it’s way around the InterWebs.

John Esquivel’s caption is much more witty than mine:

If ‘Twilight’ Ended like this, I would buy the Deluxe Emo box set version of it.

I found it on Slashfilm, it made me laugh, so I’m sharing it with you.

LOL! “Stalk-Her” The New iPhone Commercial

Category : LOL

I almost wish this fake iPhone commercial would air once during Prime Time programming. It would be great seeing reaction from people thinking this was actually real. Although, I’m sure Apple would file a major lawsuit or make the filmmaker who created this disappear from existence.

At any rate, this is pretty good for a laugh!

[Source: Geekologie]

New Favorite Website: People of Walmart

Category : LOL

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Update: Looks like www.peopleofwalmart.com crashed due to high traffic over the weekend.  This makes me sad, hopefully it is back up soon.

Brad Miska from BloodyDisgusting.com (@bradmiska) Tweeted about this website, www.peopleofwalmart.com.  I HAD to check it out for myself.

From the website:

Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam. And if you haven’t ran into the 6’2” bull-dyke with a shaved head, rockin a wonder bra, flannel cutoff shirt, and jean shorts at 2 a.m. when you’re there to pick up frozen pizza, chips, and cookies, then you can get the fuck out right now.

Here are some of my favorites.  Visit www.peopleofwalmart.com for HOURS of fun!

Hitler Learns James Cameron’s Avatar Trailer is a Disappointment

Category : LOL

This is brilliant. Watch now.

LOL! Jedi Squirrels

Category : LOL

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I don’t know who made this.  Found it in Google Images.  But, it made me laugh.  I want this poster giant sized and framed.

LOL! How to Lose Your Job With the Help of Facebook

Category : LOL

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This is why I never “Friend” my boss & supervisors and even why I’m wary of “Friending” co-workers.  With the help of Facebook’s Status feature, this idiot bitched about their job.

Well, needless to say, you can guess what happened.  But at least we all can look at this example and learn . . . and laugh.

[Source: Geekologie]

Toadstool has Been Giving Mario the Finger for 25 years!

Category : LOL

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This picture has not been enhanced or recreated.  This is an actual screenshot from the original (and majorly kick-ass) Nintendo Super Mario Bros.

That ungrateful Toad has been flipping us off while telling us “The Princess is in another castle…” for 25 years.  I can’t believe no one has noticed until now.

That little jerk.

[Source: Geekologie]

Weiner-on-Wheels crashes into Garage

Category : LOL

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The next time you’re having a bad day, just take a look at this picture again.

Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon. [FoxNews]

I know it makes me feel good that all my screw ups go mostly unnoticed and don’t make major news headlines that people will chuckle at for years to come.

[Source: Geekologie, FoxNews]

Can a Bed Make You Hungry? The Cheeseburger Bed Can!

Category : geekTastic!, LOL

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Best.  Bed Idea.  Ever.

My life would be complete if I could just own a Cheeseburger Bed.  Visit the Facebook Page and if you trust Ebay you may be able to own this amazing bed!

Would it be weird to salivate before bedtime every night?

iSaw, The Worlds First USB Powered Chain Saw, Ships This Fall!

Category : geekTastic!, LOL

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Introducing iSaw.  The world’s first USB powered Chain Saw! These sweet little babies start shipping in September 2009 and are perfect for all your office Chain Saw needs.  The USB chainsaw can be used to slice your microwave pizza, cutting yesterdays stale meatball sub in half, or creating a window in your cubicle.

I’ve pre-ordered mine ($59.99 is a STEAL!!) are you going to pre-order yours?

Pre-order, get more information and download wallpapers at www.usbchainsaw.com.

Specs:

Size
15.2 x 5.8 x 5.1 inches
(385 x 147 x 130mm)

Weight
Approximate weight
8.2 lbs (3.7 kg)

Operating Environment
Home and office use
(Standard precautions apply)

Powered by USB 2.0.

Mac + PC compatible.

[Source: Gizmodo]

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