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Nov
13
2009
A Spider-man impersonator was arrested for alleged assault on Hollywood Blvd. No further details are available on what caused the altercation, however it can be assumed the Spider-man impersonator mistook an innocent bystander as Morbius.
The impersonator, 39-year-old Christopher Loomis, was one of 4 Spider-man impersonators in the area, causing some confusion for police arriving on the scene. Loomis was being held on outstanding misdemeanor warrants in lieu of $5,500 bail.
Oct
27
2009
Category : Random Videos
I think the title says it all. This is a short film about a Horribly Slow Murderer with a Extremely Inefficient Weapon. Hilarious.
Aug
31
2009
Category : LOL
I wholeheartedly agree on this one. Coming from TheJohnBlog‘s TwitPic page (@thejohnblog), this picture has made it’s way around the InterWebs.
John Esquivel’s caption is much more witty than mine:
If ‘Twilight’ Ended like this, I would buy the Deluxe Emo box set version of it.
I found it on Slashfilm, it made me laugh, so I’m sharing it with you.
Aug
30
2009
Category : LOL
Update: Looks like www.peopleofwalmart.com crashed due to high traffic over the weekend. This makes me sad, hopefully it is back up soon.
Brad Miska from BloodyDisgusting.com (@bradmiska) Tweeted about this website, www.peopleofwalmart.com. I HAD to check it out for myself.
From the website:
Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam. And if you haven’t ran into the 6’2” bull-dyke with a shaved head, rockin a wonder bra, flannel cutoff shirt, and jean shorts at 2 a.m. when you’re there to pick up frozen pizza, chips, and cookies, then you can get the fuck out right now.
Here are some of my favorites. Visit www.peopleofwalmart.com for HOURS of fun!
Aug
19
2009
Category : LOL
I don’t know who made this. Found it in Google Images. But, it made me laugh. I want this poster giant sized and framed.
May
23
2009
Matthew Belinkie created this hilarious ballad called “I’ll Be Back” and posted it on YouTube. He’s also responsible for The Dark Bailout and Indy Shot First, check them out. Watch, listen and hoist a lighter to the air. You’ll be singing this non-stop after you watch it.
[Source: Cinematical]
May
15
2009
Category : Random Videos
May
06
2009
Just how Mega and Giant are the sea beasties in Asylum’s Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus? A shark is biting a chunk out of the Golden Gate bridge. It ain’t messing around. Can’t wait to see this piece of junk! It may be the first Asylum flick I’ll give the time of day! See a pic of the Octopus after the jump!
Contunue Reading
May
05
2009
Gizmodo’s Photoshop contests always light up my week. This time around the theme was disgusting processed foods. Man, Gizmodo readers are sick bastards! View a gallery of my most vomit inducing favorites after the jump.
May
05
2009
Category : WTF?
This is just a guess, but I think that Mr. “Real Wolverine Claws” doesn’t spend too much with the ladies. Case in point: this nameless MetaCafe user has created REAL Wolverine Claws that can actually do some damage. These “new and improved” claws release when the bicep is flexed.
The springs are quicker. It locks in the back position so it can be cocked and ready. It has a release for that lock near the bicep, so with it positioned just right flexing your bicep will actually release it. It also locks in the forward position so when you stab something the claws don’t retract on the track.
While somewhat cool, this also could be a cry for help. I’m no expert, but if my wife caught me building my own set of real Woverine blades, she’d be a bit concerned. And I most likely would spend my nights on the couch.
