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Twilight Should Have Ended Like This

Category : LOL

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I wholeheartedly agree on this one.  Coming from TheJohnBlog’s TwitPic page (@thejohnblog), this picture has made it’s way around the InterWebs.

John Esquivel’s caption is much more witty than mine:

If ‘Twilight’ Ended like this, I would buy the Deluxe Emo box set version of it.

I found it on Slashfilm, it made me laugh, so I’m sharing it with you.

Near Dark Gets the Twilight Treatment with DVD Re-Release

Category : News, WTF?

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Near Dark is one of the coolest Vampire movies ever made.  It was over-shadowed by The Lost Boys back in 1987 but is a vastly superior Vampire story.  Plus it has a handful of the cast from Aliens, including a very entertaining Bill Paxton.  Also, it stars Adrian Pasdar, totally unknown then but known for his role as Nathan Petrelli in Heroes.

With the recent vampire-craze of Twilight and the much more credible True Blood, Lionsgate has re-released Near Dark with artwork eerily similar to Twilight’s DVD box art.

Lame.

Here’s my advice, go to Amazon.com right now and buy the 2 disc Anchor Bay Special Edition.  It’s much more tasty (and only a few $$ more, used it’s even cheaper).

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[Source: Row Three, Twitch, HorrorsNotDead]

LOL! New Moon Brings Us Hairless Werewolves?

Category : LOL, Pictures, Uncategorized

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USA Today,brings us images of The Twilight Saga: New Moon’s Wolf Pack.  Oh man…watch out for attack of the Abercrombie models?  Not that I had any hopes of New Moon being any different from the crap Twilight is, but c’mon!

Left to right: Paul (Alex Meraz), Sam (Chaske Spencer), Jared (Bronson Pelletier), and Embry (Kiowa Gordon).

Spooky Dan Presents: Repo! The Puppet Opera

Category : Random Videos

Spooky Dan from Bloody Disgusting recently gave us Twilight: The Puppet Saga (I failed to post that, see it after the jump).  Well, Spooky Dan and Co (Tammy Sutton, Brian Lopiano, Tom Zimmerman, Elissa Dowling, and Micah Galo) have created another puppet parody with Repo! The Puppet Opera.  Pretty hilarious stuff.

See Twilight: The Puppet Saga after the jump.

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