*This review was originally posted on BrutalAsHell.com, but was pulled and replaced with more of a well-thought out and better written review.Â I stand by this review, however,Â as more thought was put into my review than was put into this pile of crap that is the filmÂ Four Boxes.
DVD Review: Four Boxes (2009)
Directed by: Wyatt McDill
Starring: Justin Kirk, Terryn Westbrook, Sam Rosen
Review by:Â Sean Duregger
Some movies are “so-bad-they’re-enjoyable-with-alcohol”. Â Some movies are just plain bad and annoying. Â Four Boxes isn’t enjoyable even with vast amounts of alcohol, believe me, I tried. Â I’d compare this to a Horror version of The Room, but The Room is actually enjoyable on a certain level, hell it even had more gore. Â Maybe this should have been called Four Rooms? Oh wait, a far superior movie already has that title. From absolutely horrible dialogue to atrocious pacing, Four Rooms is a total piece of shit and a waste of time.