Platinum Dunes is making a name for themselves with Remakes, Reboots, Redo’s or whatever they’re called.
Platinum Dunes 8-Step Film Making Formula:
Step 1: Pay for the rights of a beloved genre property.
Step 2: Hire an unimaginative team of screenwriters.
Step 3: Hire a music video director.
Step 4: Rent/Buy the biggest fog machine possible.
Step 5: Watch Michael Bay masturbate.
Step 6: Provide a half ass, watchable, yet immediately forgettable movie.
Step 7: Watch fanboy/girls cry into their palms and then venomously bitch and moan via the internet.
Step 8: Wipe collective asses with handfuls of $100 bills.
That 8 Step Formula will be applied to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles property. *Shrug*
[Source: Slashfilm]
