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Character Poster for G. I. Joe Reveals Cobra Commander Bastardization

Category : Movie Posters

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Here’s confirmation that Cobra Commander looks like a doofus in Stephen Sommers potential crap-fest G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.  Really, though, I don’t know why I keep complaining.  Stephen Sommers has directed total crap before.  Have you seen The Jungle Book, Deep Rising, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, and Van Helsing? ALL CRAP.

The new International Poster for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra reveals most the main characters, including a look at Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander.  Yikes.

I do notice that the marketing is relying heavily on Sienna Miller‘s breasts (see trailer) and ass (see poster) to get pre-pubescent boys into the theaters.  We’ll see how it all pans out on August 7th.

See the full poster after the jump.

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[Source:  FirstShowing via Slashfilm via Empire]

Comments (2)

way to do absolutely no research whatsoever. thats not cobra commander. thats the doctor.

Actually, Joseph Gordon-Levitt starts the movie out as The Doctor and becomes Cobra Commander. Do a little Google research for yourself. Both characters ARE the same.

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