Fake Trailer: Contra!

What If Uwe Boll directed Contra: The Movie?

The hack director is known for directing video game based films such as House of the Dead (2003), Alone in the Dark (2005), BloodRayne (2005), In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) and more. These are never good movies, not even so good they’re bad.

But, Uwe Boll is a director we all love to hate. Black20 imagines what it would look like if Uwe Boll brought Contra to the Silver Screen.