Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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Directed By: Michael Bay
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro, Ramon Rodriguez
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen exists only to fuel Michael Bay‘s U. S. Military and Gigantic Explosion masturbatory fantasies. It is an exercise in excess gone horribly wrong. Maybe Michael Bay just wanted to create a Frat Boy Drinking Game movie, “Every time you see an explosion or cleavage, take a drink!” So, maybe he succeeded in what he set out to do. However, Mr. Bay, I’ve cut you slack numerous times, but I would like my 2 AND A HALF HOURS of my life back.
