How to rob an Apple Store.
1) Find a couple large bricks.
2) Wear a mask.
3) Peer through the large glass windows (made of Safety Glass) at the front of the store to locate Security Guard.
4) Wait until the over-weight Security Guard goes to the back of the store.
5) Throw brick through the Safety Glass window of front door and quickly grab all easily accessable laptops from the tables.
6) Run away from the over-weight Security Guard with your plunder.
*The Geek Couch does not actively endorse the theft of Apple Stores, but does think that Apple needs to step of the security of each store, and maybe get rid of it’s glass store fronts.
