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Celebrate Unofficial Star Wars Day Today!

Category : LOL, News

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May 4th is “Unofficial Star Wars Day

Celebrate by inserting Star Wars quotes into your daily routine!

Here are some other ideas to make your day more interesting:

  • Tell your boss you would rather kiss a Wookie.
  • When someone asks what you did this weekend, say “I went into Toshi station to pick up some power converters”
  • Refer to hard tasks as possible because “back home I used to target Womprats in my T-16 and they are not much larger than a meter”
  • Imply to someone that the ability to speak does not make you intelligent!
  • If you get into an argument simply stand on a chair and warn them that they can’t possibly win because you have the higher ground.
  • If that wins you the argument (likely out of mental stun) say “We should hurry along. They startle easy but they will be back and in greater numbers”
  • Compliment someone then add “for a senator”
  • Mix your grammar you should, sound like Yoda you will.
  • If someone states their profession reply with “You look a little short for a Stormtrooper”
  • Refer to any location as a “wretched hive of scum and villainy”
  • Answer in the positive by saying “YubChubb”
  • Curse by saying “Poodoo”

Of course, you can vary it up a bit and create your own! Thanks to Hardcore Nerdity for the list!

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