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Cobra Commander Finally Spotted in a G. I. Joe Trailer

July 6, 2009 in News, Trailers

First we saw him on a poster, now it’s confirmed in a Japanese Trailer, Cobra Commander looks like an idiot in Stephen Sommers‘ crap-buster G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.
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45 Seconds of Pure Crap: G. I. Joe Movie Clip

May 30, 2009 in News, Trailers, WTF?

Well, over the years Stephen Sommers ‘ grasp of CGI still hasn’t improved. Check out 45 seconds of crappiness from G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.  Really.  This looks bad. 
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Character Poster for G. I. Joe Reveals Cobra Commander Bastardization

May 27, 2009 in Movie Posters

Here’s confirmation that Cobra Commander looks like a doofus in Stephen Sommers potential crap-fest G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.  Really, though, I don’t know why I keep complaining.  Stephen Sommers
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WTF? Cobra Commander? Really?

March 25, 2009 in News, WTF?

Behold.  The design for Cobra Commander for the forthcoming piece of shit Steven Sommers crap-fest, G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.  See the full design after the jump as
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