Were you planning on having kids during the impending Zombie Apolcalypse? Or are you thinking of procreating in order to save the near extinct and enslaved human race after our planet has been overrun by Aliens who resemble giant grasshoppers?

Well, then you should probably invest in Shi Jinsong’s Gun Shape Baby Carriage. I know I would!

[Source: DesignBoom via Geekologie]

Ever wonder what a Zombie Outbreak could look like? Thanks to Binary Space‘s Zombie Outbreak Simulator, you can control the variables and see the results.  Just head over to www.class3outbreak.com and let the Zombie Apocalypse unfold!

Here is Binary Space‘s description of Zombie Outbreak Simulator:

Zombie Outbreak Sim is a sandbox game where you can witness 100′s and 1000′s of zombies sweeping across Washington DC on Google Maps. This particular map is close to the Catholic University of America, north of the Pentagon. Players can modify various settings such as zombie numbers, speed, infection times and so on, and then watch the results unfold.

[Source: Slashfilm]

Marketing for Ruben Fleischer‘s horror comedy Zombieland is ramping up.  And it looks really great! It reminds me a bit of Shaun of the Dead, and it’s glad to see the zombies are being done right.

View the trailer and read the synopsis after the jump.

Synopsis:

Ruben Fleischer‘s horror comedy Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a big wuss – but when you’re afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) is an AK-totin’, zombie-slayin’ badass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies.
Synopsis:

Zombies? Check.

Woody Harrelson as a zombie slaying badass? Sign me up!

Here are the first pictures to emerge from Ruben Fleischer‘s zombie comedy Zombieland.  This looks fun.  I’m a pushover for zombies, though.  Zombie comedies, if done right they are a lot of fun (if you haven’t yet, check out the brilliant Fido).

Plot Synopsis:

The horror comedy Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a big wuss — but when you’re afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) is an AK-totin’, zombie-slayin’ badass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth.

As they join forces with Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies. [Columbia Pictures]

[Source: AICN]

The first 10 minutes of Jake West‘s British Horror Comedy Doghouse now (which involves every man’s basic fear of man hating zombie women cannibals).

View it after the jump, or head over to Empire to view the clip.

Plot Synopsis:

Six friends head off for a weekend in the country after one of them goes through a divorce and the rest feel that they need a break. Unfortunately for them, they pitch up in a town where all the women have been infected with a virus that has turned them into man-hating cannibals.

Doghouse opens in the UK on June 12, 2009.  Hopefully we’ll see this in the States sometime soon!

[Source: Twitch]

Finally, I have something to help celebrate my daughter’s 4th birthday in style! Princess Cake and a Zombie Jello Mold!

Thinkgeek (one of the coolest waste-my-money sites around) is offering this awesome Zombie Jello Mold for only $15!

Here are the specs:

Zombie Torso Gelatin Mold (buy at ThinkGeek!)

• Make your own torn up, crawling, undead, gelatin dessert. Yum!
• Made from high impact food-grade styrene.
• Keep out of dishwasher.
• Includes: Zombie Mold and Instructions/Care/Recipe sheet
• Dimensions: gelatin zombie measures approx: 10″ x 6.5″ x 2.25″ (mold slightly bigger, of course)

[Source: Geekologie]

In the event of the inevitable Z-Virus outbreak that could potentially turn us all into mindless zombies, Diddo has bee thinking ahead.  Here, you could survive turning into a Zombie and battle the undead in style!

Order yours today at www.bydiddo.com

From the article:

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

OK, so it’s a fake news  story from http://bouncewith.me.uk but it caused many near heart attacks in geeks such as myself.  I was this close to purchasing the TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow.

Read the full article here!

[Source: io9]

If the Swine Flu leads to the inevitable Zombie Outbreak, here’s your weapon of choice.

Hopefully the Zombie Outbreak waits a month, because that’s when PSE will be releaseing their TAC-15 Crossbow.  Seriously, I don’t know what else you’d use this for.  Then again, I live in Southern California.  Not too much “big game” hunting goes on here.

I guess if LA is ever over-run by Predators this could give me a fighting chance.  But, I’ll take battling Zombies over Predators.  Here’s to wishful thinking.

You can see this sucker in action HERE.  Read more over at Gizmodo.

[Source: Gizmodo]

Controversy Alert! First it started with Pride and Prejudice being zombiefied by writer Seth Grahame-Smith with his book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Now you can toy with your soul and zombiefy the most sacred of all texts, the King James Bible.

The Stinque Zombie Bible is an open-source collaborative project where you can add zombies to your favorite Bible passage.  Here are some examples:

Exodus 1:7 And Joseph died because a Zombie got a hold of him and tore out his liver. Then he rose again to chase and eat all his brethren, and all that generation, until somebody wised up and smashed his head with some stale matzoh in a copper pot.

Psalms 1:1 Blessed is the man that shuffleth not in the gait of the zombies, nor standeth and stareth at nothing in the way of zombies, nor eateth the brains of the scornful.

Matthew 5:5 Blessed are the meek: for their brains shall be eaten first.

This is, no doubt, a highly controversial project.  While plenty of groups are screaming “Blasphemy!!” the creators say it’s all in good fun:

If, like us, you’ve thought the Good News would be even better with zombies, here’s your opportunity to add some.

[Source: io9]